There are great things, bad things, and crazy things said about love. But there are also a ton of hilarious things that put it all in perspective. Here are some funny relationship quotes to make you laugh when you (and your love life) need it most.
Funny relationship quotes
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
- My heart’s in the right place. I know, ‘cuz I hid it there.
- It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party
- If you have chemistry you only need one other thing: timing. But timing is a bitch.
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk in to a pole.
- I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
- If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she ‘s not the one.
- Be with someone who ruins your lipstick – not your mascara.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution
- Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt
- Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from
- God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time
- A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.