Top 10: Worst Pick Up Lines

 

Worst Pick Up Lines

 

Not all men have been blessed with the gift of conversation or with nerves of steel, much less the skills required to hook the interest of an attractive female. In fact, most men don’t have these talents, which is why the pickup line was created.

Now, there are good pickup lines and bad pickup lines, funny ones and creepy ones, and there are ones that work and ones that don’t, but even the worst pickup lines can be effective. Stacey Gates Charter put it nicely: “A cheesy pickup line said with the intention of getting a laugh can work as an icebreaker. But you have to make sure you make it into a joke. Then once you make us laugh, we will be more inclined to spend some time getting to know you.” As you can see, delivery is the key to success.

Patience Phillips also had something interesting to say: “Saying something ‘clean’ and witty would get my attention if it includes grooming, fresh breath and a quality cologne that suits his pheromones.” So, essentially you don’t even have to say anything to make your first impression. That’s like winning the lottery without picking numbers.

Look at that, men, free advice from the other team. Read it and take it to heart.

Let’s get to the good stuff. Coming straight from your comments, here is the Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines.

Worst Pick Up Lines

10. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

9. Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.

8. If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.

7. Excuse me, can you give me directions…

6. Oh, excuse me, but I think you dropped something.

5. My penis just died; can I bury it in your ass?

4. Hey, you look really fun – I had to come talk to you.

3. I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger

2. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

1. My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t keep it in.

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FUNNY PICK UP LINES FOR VALENTINES DAY

FUNNY PICK UP LINES

Funny pick up lines are always handy because you never know when you’re going to meet the person of your dreams. And you may only get that one chance to make your mark. For this reason, it’s a good idea to always have ready some really good pick up lines that work.

So to help you out, we’ve gathered together the best funny pick up lines ever ready for use on Valentine’s Day, or any other day for that matter. These hilarious pick up lines are guaranteed to work – well to have some sort of effect anyway…

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  • My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
  • If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
  • My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
  • There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
  • It’s a good job I brought my library card, because I’m checking you out.
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
  • I’m not drunk… I’m just intoxicated by you.I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
  • Is your second name Jacobs, because you’re a cracker?
  • If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something… my jaw!
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
  • There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
  • Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • You must be from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • (Lick finger and wipe on guy/girl’s shirt) Right, let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
  • I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.

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Lose 1 Pound Per Week By Using This 1 Simple Trick: the military diet

Three Day Military Diet 1

Old habits seem impossible to break sometimes.

That’s probably why it took me sooooo long to break the habit of eating my last meal of the day, sitting in front of the television, around 8 or 9 o’clock at night.

For me, no food was more perfect for this occasion than a bowl of strawberry ice cream (the kind with real strawberries).  I’m not going to even guess the calorie count on that single bowl.  I am sure it was an obscene number. You can click here for more Three Day Military Diet Menu

It’s a bad habit that I picked up when I was pregnant with my 3rd (and final) child.

But, I’m not the only one… and it’s not just a woman thing, either.

Millions of people have a craving for late night cuisine.  For many it was even considered somewhat taboo.  I remember a commercial on television (I forget what they were trying to sell) with an image of the “overweight hubby” sneaking into a dark kitchen and opening up the fridge door, illuminating a his guilty face with the refrigerator light.

For some, it’s sweets… like pie or ice cream.  For others, it’s more innocent, like having a late dinner because of work schedules.  For others, it’s just empty calories… like sugary cereal or soda pop.

Taco Bell, not long ago, tried to banish the cloud of negativity surrounding this nocturnal splurge by giving the occasion a name:   Fourth Meal.

But, regardless of what it is or why you do it, you are doing yourself a great disservice by putting anything in your mouth after 6 pm… with the exception of ice water.

It’s been shown in many studies that your body’s metabolism ramps down when you start to settle in at night… and slows to a crawl when you go to bed.  The food you eat after 6 pm doesn’t get burned as fuel (your body simply doesn’t require it), and your body is much more likely to store it as fat.

This technique can be a very effective instrument in your weight loss arsenal.

In fact, I tried this technique myself for a little over a month (about five weeks) and lost 5 pounds without ANY other changes in my life at all.

What does this mean?  It means that if you make this one simple change to your life, you could effectively lose 1 pound per week until you’ve achieved your target weight.  That is 25 pounds in 6 months.  Or, over 50 pounds per year.

Well, that’s my theory, based on my own experiences.  Your mileage may vary, of course.

But, I will be honest.  It’s not always easy, especially if you are in the habit of eating late at night.  I still got hungry.  I went to bed with a growling stomach a few times.

But, it got much easier after a day or two.

After all, it’s not as if I was starving myself.  I ate a huge dinner around 5:00 or 5:30 pm.  I left the table quite satisfied.

And I still lost 1 pound per week, without changing anything else.

So, if you are wanting to make a quick and easy change in your life that does NOT require turning your life completely upside down, give it a shot.  It would be a perfect compliment to the Lose 10 Pounds in 3 Days Plan, as the plan would break any and all food addictions and make it much easier to cut out late night snacking and binging.

Top 10 best pick up lines ever

best pick up lines

You know the scene: you’re out with your gal pals, unwinding from a long day with a couple of drinks and over strides Mr. Sleaze Ball and one of his infamous pickup lines: ” I’ve got a very special delivery for you. Where should I put my package, in the front or in the back?” Seriously, dude?

Best pick up lines are hard to come by (and you have to give the guy credit for at least making the first move), but here are 10 pickup lines that rank as the best of the “best.” They may not get him your digits, but at the very least he won’t leave with your handprint across his cheek. We’ll definitely roll our eyes and groan, but these pickup lines are just cheesy enough to actually break the ice. And that’s what makes a winning line in our book.

Pickup lines are a tricky business. Oftentimes, they’re creepy to the point of deserving a slap. When they’re not creepy, they’re so corny that they warrant an eye roll so gloriously dramatic, sarcastic, and spiteful that the shame-stink of it will haunt you forever, like the spray of a skunk. And they don’t make tomato juice that can wash shame-stink off of your soul.

Best pick up lines

  • You smell like trash, may I take you out?

  • I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

  • How about you wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like the crown you are?

  • I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

  • Inheriting 80 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart…

  • Are you busy tonight at 2 a.m.?

  • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

  • Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

  • Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hope these Best Pick Up Lines will help you get your girl :).

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Cute relationship quotes for you and your love

cute relationship quotes

Cute Relationship Quotes and Sweet Sayings are the best way to express your feelings. Are you feeling as if you will explode with the wealth of feelings you have? Want to sing out your joy about your love for the entire universe to hear? These quaint saying will help you tell your loved ones about the way you feel and make them smile with joy. Whether your romance is new and you are in the building phase of the relationship or your romance is well on the way and you want to enjoy the great feeling of being in love for such a long time, let these sayings communicate what you want to say. You can be sweet, cute and funny.
Let funny quotes put a grin on your face. Let your near ones read these and they can also smile along with you. You can please your sweetheart in many ways. A floral tribute along with a cute quote when he/she is feeling low can really add zing to your love life.
A romantic missive that you have come up with or a verse written in praise of your sweetheart is also a great idea. Or simply use pick words from the dictionary to describe your sweetheart.
Add more romance and joy by using quaint romantic verses on Valentine’s Day cards, letters, mails and SMSs bring a lighter note to the romance. Ensure that your partner feels on top of the world by reminding them that you are thinking of them. Some friends may even accuse you of sounding like a hallmark card but then you know that they love what you have to say.

  • All those corny songs about love make perfect sense now
  • You complete me like a pickle completes a sandwich
  • When you speak I hear music play, when you breath I feel perfume spray
  • I wish for nothing more in my life as long as I have you
  • “We are a couple” Seem like the best words ever spoken
  • Each minute away from you makes me feel incomplete
  • I live to make you laugh and I will die if I see you cry
  • Just because someone is single doesn’t mean they’re lonely. Some people are in relationships and they’ve forgotten what happiness is.
  • No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.
  • She’s my friend because we both know what’s like to have people be jealous of us
  • In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them
  • But how well do we ever know the people we sleep with?
  •  I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
  • To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.
  •  If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I’m your bail.
  • Soul mate: two little words, one big concept. A belief that someone, somewhere, is holding the key to your heart.

We hope you enjoy these quotes and find it useful in your life to express what you want to say.

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10 Tips to fix broken relationship

Fix broken relationship

Maybe you’re in a relationship trough – arguments and hassle or disconnection and silent parallel lives. Of maybe it’s less major: your husband leaves his socks on the floor and it drives you nuts, or your wife doesn’t help you get the kids to bed.

Big or small you have a few options. You could try and sort this out on your own (you’ve probably already tried that); do nothing and see if it somehow gets better (probably not), or you could take the plunge and go see a professional – a couple therapist (a decidedly better if somewhat scary idea). Where the therapist has a leg up over the other options is a couple of things. One is perspective – she is looking at your relationship from the outside, rather than in the emotionally stuck middle that you are undoubtedly in. Not only does this make it easier for her to be a voice of reason and reality, but she can also see the greater gestalt that up close you cannot. But the other big advantage is that she probably thinks about relationship problems and solutions a bit differently than you might.

And that may be your 4th option – try thinking like her. While there are orientations and different styles to therapy here are 10 top tips for thinking like a relationship therapist:

Fix broken relationship #1. Think patterns not people. When thinking about relationship problems it’s easy to think in terms of people, specifically who is right, who is wrong, who is screwed up, and who is really screwed up. This isn’t usually helpful and only leads to a blame game. Instead of people, think patterns. A does something, this triggers B, who in turn triggers A, then B. Some patterns are beneficial and help us stay sane and stable, others are neutral habit, but some are capable and and  of body damage.

The therapy mantra is that the pattern is more powerful than the people. (Try sitting in someone else’s seat at dinner tonight and see what happens — just make sure all the knives are out of sight). So rather than wasting your time worrying about who is right, use it to decode and try the dysfunctional pattern. Once you do, change it. A good way to do it is to talk about it (the pattern) rather than the people: “I notice that a lot of times that when if I ask if you could pick up your socks you say you will but then don’t, and then I get annoyed and nag you and then you blow up. I’m wondering if we can do this differently.” But even if you can’t do that, for whatever reason, just try changing it and if you can let the other person know your intentions: “I’m doing this because I’m worried that ________.” The beauty of patterns is that if you hold your ground the pattern has to change. You, all by yourself become the change agent of the relationship. Certainly a good and important start.

Fix broken relationship #2. Think adult. This is another way of thinking about #2. Adult here means being responsible with your emotions – using them as information rather than spraying them around the room. It is about being responsible in action – not harming others or misbehaving. It is about being responsible for your problems – that is, you ultimately need to deal with and fix them rather than expecting others to do it for you. It is realizing that it isn’t always about you; it is not taking everything so personally; it is understanding that the other guy may be struggling inside in his or her own way. It is about being reasonable. It is …well, acting like an adult.

Most of us are generally able to pull off being adult at work, or when we’re in a good mood. Trouble happens when we’re at home, when the mood is sour. It’s then that we’re apt to slip into feeling like a 10 year-old and get all sulky or angry or powerless. As soon you realize you’re slipping into that 10 year-old feeling (and you know when you are), it’s time to remind yourself that you, regardless of how you feel right now, are a grown up, and map out in your mind what a responsible adult may do. Sure, there’s an element of “faking it till you make it,” but by doing your best to adhere to an adult stance you can gradually train yourself (actually your brain) to feel empowered rather than frightened or small. It’s a matter of changing and catching  it; with practice the catch and change will become easier, more automatic.

Fix broken relationship #3. Think support. You can make changes on your own but it is a lot easier with support. Obvious support are people in your corner – your friend who encourages you, your mother who calls up and asks how you’re doing, a therapist who coaches from the sidelines and keeps you on track. But it can also come from reading and learning more about relationship change, from the online support of others dealing with the same problems. Or even from within you. Take the time to notice not failure but success, not doing it right, but taking risks. Pat yourself on the back hard and often.

Fix broken relationship #4. Think of problems as bad solutions. Whatever you see as a problem – the socks on the floor, the lack of sex, your partner’s anger – ask yourself how it may be a  bad solution to some other problem underneath. You want to be curious about the driving impulse. You don’t have to have the answer but you need to raise the question: “Help me understand why you leave your socks on the floor;” “We haven’t made love in a long time – how come?” And because anger is often driven by worry and fear– ask “What are you worried about?” rather than “Why are you so pissed off?”. What is important that you sound calm when you ask the questions – like Mr. Rogers. If you sound angry or irritated, expect shut down or anger back.

Fix broken relationship #5. Think present not past. When you are struggling in a relationship, it’s easy for your mind to automatically scan through the past, collecting further evidence of injustices and mistreatment. It may give you fuel for futile arguments, but will do nothing to solve the problem and will only further drag you down.

Instead try to focus on the present. Push aside the temptation to go down that history road and zero in on the here and now – the current problem, your current worry, the present: What can you do now?

Fix broken relationship #6. Think behavior not emotion. Many of us falsely believe that we need to feel like it to do it, which means if we don’t feel like it, we won’t or can’t. But if you keep doing the same thing you will keep feeling the same way. Don’t wait for your feelings to change, do something and then your feelings will eventually catch up.

Behavior is the key in creating change because, unlike emotions and often even thoughts, behavior is the one aspect of ourselves that we can truly control. Action gets you out of the emotional mud and is an excellent antidote to depression and feeling trapped. So give your partner a hug 5 times a day whether you feel like it or not and see if it doesn’t change the emotional climate in the house.

Fix broken relationship #7. Think small, think success. The hug is actually a good place to start. Because change creates anxiety, both change and anxiety are best tolerated in smaller doses. Because the goal is the break patterns, to do it different, rather than doing it Right, you don’t need to think make-over or major campaign. Instead you simply want to step outside your comfort zone and take concrete steps, however small, that you can successfully do. So try the hug, and if that seems too tough, start with ramping up compliments or writing a note letting the other know how you have been feeling just to get things rolling.

And should even these small steps seem too overwhelming to take within the relationship, try building up your skills and confidence in easier environs. If, for example, you are trying to be more positive or more open or more assertive, road-test these behaviors with friends, strangers or coworkers where there are less emotional triggers to derail you. Once you get your sea legs there you can move on to the heavies like your partner or parents.

Fix broken relationship #8. Think how not what. Therapists tend to divide communication into 2 parts: Content – the what – and process – the how. In an argument about Tuesday vs. Wednesday the facts you line up to make your case about Tuesday are content; the fact that you are both getting upset and arguing is the process.

The rule here is that process is always trumps content. When emotions heat up the problem in the room is the emotions, not whatever you are arguing about. Unfortunately when emotions kick in, we’re  tempted to ramp up the content as a way of dealing with emotions – you want to get the other person to understand,damn it, and you’re likely tempted to fight to the death to make your point. Anything you say at this point is like throwing gasoline on a fire — it’s likely to be misheard, misinterpreted.

Put out the fire by focusing directly on the process, the emotions and actions – we’re beginning to argue, I’m starting to feel angry. Fix the emotion — your anger– by deep breathing and calming yourself down, by walking away. Do your best to stay out of the weeds of content; if you don’t you’ll wind up talking about Christmas ’08 again, and you know where that leads.

But process too follows patterns. You and your partner each have your own ways of dealing with tension and conflict. Your overall way of handling stress and emotions – withdrawal, anger, passive accommodation – your modus operanti, so to speak — invariably and consistently triggers the M.O. of the other person, which in turn fuels yours. Quickly you both get into a negative loop that becomes your combined standard way of dealing with conflict and tension — anger / withdraw, withdraw / withdraw, anger / anger, etc. Your goal again is to break the pattern.

The easiest way to do this to try doing the opposite of your instincts – if you tend to withdraw, try stepping up and speaking up; if you get angry, calm down and listen; if you accommodate, figure out what you really want and say it rather than walking on eggshells. Again your behavioral-emotional change will encourage the other to do the same.

Fix broken relationship #9. Think you. In case you haven’t noticed, all these suggestions involve you, not the other guy. The stance that most couples enter counseling with is: “I have a problem with you and as soon as you change (or I or the therapist can get you to change), I’ll feel better.” This doesn’t work. All you both wind up doing is fighting over who should change, creating a futile power struggle.

Skip the drama, the playing victim, the manipulation. Again be adult. Think about you, what you can do to fix the problem. Yes, do your best to let the other person know what you need and what he can concretely do to make things better, but then get to work. Have some tunnel vision, buckle down and do what you can to make the situation and problem better without keeping score, tallying up martyr points, without any expectations on the other. Again, since the focus is on changing patterns, if you do your part the best you can, things will begin to change.

Broken Relationship #10. Think effort not outcome. There is that inspirational saying that you see in the hallways of businesses: Good decision come from experience and experience comes from making bad decisions. Mastering life and relationships is a long process of experimentation and elimination. Life isn’t Ready, Aim, Fire; it’s Ready, Fire, Aim. Try something – with mindfulness, clear intentions and a good heart — see what happens, adjust and try again. That’s always the best you can do, and don’t waste your time and energy with internal scolding or heavy-hearted regret. On any given day you’re always doing the best you can.

Hopefully these tips give you something to work with, that you will find something that can help you approach your relationship problems in a different way. You don’t have to be Freud, you don’t have to do it all at once; instead see which of these ideas catch your attention. Then pick a situation, a pattern, a problem, and map out a different approach, a concrete behavior that you can put into place. Start small. Focus on you. One change will lead to another.

You can’t make a mistake.

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Attract women advice for men

attract women

It takes 13 milliseconds to determine if someone is hot, which, really, works both to your advantage and disadvantage. Of course it’s easier when you’re at a party or bar to determine the girl you want to spend your time hitting on. But it also means women are judging you in less than one split-second. So what can you do to make sure you’re looking good during that critical first impression?

1. Smile Slower

As a general rule, smiling makes you more attractive when you’re looking directly at someone, according to this article from Psychological Science.  So when you’re facing someone, smile. That said, ladies, smile. Guys… well, think twice.

While happiness is one of the most attractive female emotional expressions, it’s one of the least attractive in males; in contrast, pride is shown to be the most attractive male expression, and one of the least attractive in women, according to this paper.

Want to improve your smile? Smile slower. It’s proven to be perceived as more authentic.

2. Act Confident

Guys, you need to move right, keep cool (women find low-stress men much more attractive, since this trait signifies the ability to be calm in times of crisis, says this study) and be confident (contrary to what you may think, being humble actually makes you seem less confident and more weak, according to the journal Psychology of Men & Masculinity). And you know those obnoxious jerks who constantly lift weights, show off their fancy cars and throw lots of money around? Well, this study says that stuff works. At least for one-night stands; if you’re looking for a woman you’ll want to spend more than one night with, of course, we wouldn’t recommend it.

3. Emphasize Your Height

Sorry to break it to you, bud, but if you’re shorter than average you’ll have to earn $175,000 a year more than your six-foot-tall competition in order to have the same cachet with women, according to The Social Animal: The Hidden Sources of Love, Character, and Achievement by David Brooks. The upside? You don’t have much to worry about if you’re tall. And there are always invisible heels.

4. Keep Your Voice Deep

Guys: Keep your voice deep and dominant. Not only is it more attractive to women, but it’s also a strong predictor of the number of sexual partners you’ve had, says this paper (which, let’s be honest, women pay close attention to as an indicator of your abilities). Also of note, men are subconsciously more attracted to women with more feminine voices (perceived as more flirtatious). Don’t let that sweet voice get your brain all mixed up, now…

5. Keep Your Chin Up

Yes, both in the sense of encouragement (we’ve already seen that women like happy, non-stressed men) as well as in the purely physical act of literally looking upwards. But could it really be this simple? This study shows that male faces tilted up were judged to be more masculine, and tilted down judged to be less masculine. So it can’t hurt you with the ladies.

6. Grow Stubble

Guys with stubble seem smarter and more sociable, after thousands of photos were uploaded and judged by users — and since sociability is related to confidence and women like confident women, it also means you’ll be perceived as more attractive to women. If you don’t believe us, a study published in Evolution and Human Behavior found that women prefer men with beards — specifically, 10-day-old beards. And if you’re trying to nail down “the one,” men with full-beards were perceived as better and more protective fathers. Lastly, women actually rated smooth faces as the least attractive.

7. Wear Red

Different color clothing says different things about you; studies show red seems to mean sex. It makes men more attractive to women. It makes women more attractive to men. It even helps hitchikers get picked up. According to this paper, wearing red also makes women perceive men as higher-status than they may actually be, which is in turn attractive; however, the influence of red appears to be specific to women’s romantic attraction to men — the color doesn’t influence men’s perceptions of other men. So, unfortunately, you won’t get any closer to that promotion by wearing that red sweater you’ve got in the bottom of your closet.

8. Get Your Sleep

Beauty sleep? Yeah, it’s real. Get some. Sleep-deprived people appear less healthy, less attractive and more tired compared with when they’re well-rested, according to this study. So if you’re wondering why you’re not getting any numbers this weekend, it’s probably because you’re better off going home, sleeping it off, and trying again the next night. The girls you’re going for are more sensitive to your sleep-related facial cues than you think, my friend.

9. Bring A Less Attractive Friend

Is none of this helping? Here’s a trick that doesn’t ask you to change anything about yourself: Bring along a friend who has your basic physical characteristics (similar skin color, body type, facial features), but is slightly less attractive than you. It works. Just, maybe, don’t tell him why you’re bringing him along…

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Best 30 Falling In Love Quotes For You

Falling In Love Quotes

Love is a potent emotion. It affects the physical and mental state of well being. The phrase “smitten by love” accurately describes those who have fallen in love. If you were to clinically examine the root cause of falling in love quotes, it would filter down to one basic fact: preservation of human species.

Falling In Love Quotes

  1. The way to find out if you love someone or not, is by talking to them. The more you talk to them the more you either hate them or love them.
  2. We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.
  3. Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching.
  4. Love waits for one thing, the right moment.
  5. Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
  6. Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
  7. If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
  8. To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
  9. There is no instinct like that of the heart.
  10. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
  11. We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
  12. You cannot win a woman just the once and be done with it; you have to humiliate yourself again and again.
  13. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
  14. The more you judge, the less you love.
  15. Live through feeling and you will live through love. For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is truth.
  16. The way to find out if you love someone or not, is by talking to them. The more you talk to them the more you either hate them or love them.
  17. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
  18. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
  19. Sometimes it’s a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
  20. Respect is love in plain clothes.
  21. No, this trick wont work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love ?
  22. My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won’t let me.
  23. At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
  24. We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.
  25. Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching.
  26. Love waits for one thing, the right moment.
  27. Love means never having to say you are sorry.
  28. Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never…never forget it.
  29. Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
  30. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.